Six Word Memoirs

**hoglahoo** · 10-07-2008, 01:16 PM

Bang! And then I woke up

**jockeys** · 10-07-2008, 01:26 PM

I am tired: up late coding.

**Russel Baldridge** · 10-07-2008, 01:27 PM

Life is smoother with straight razors.

**Detach** · 10-07-2008, 04:39 PM

I swear it wasn't me officer

it was like that before i touched it (2 over...sue me :-))

i didn't see nothin lemme alone

**Dicestone** · 10-07-2008, 05:14 PM

Honest officer, I haven't been drinking.

God, Guns, and Rock and Roll

I've fallen and can't get up.

**rsrick** · 10-07-2008, 05:51 PM

Died peacefully driving a school bus.

She looked good after eight beer. (Bill Clinton's chapter on Monica)

**WireBeard** · 10-07-2008, 06:15 PM

I can neither confirm nor deny (more appropos to a previous career)

**nun2sharp** · 10-07-2008, 06:51 PM

I was here, now I'm gone.
Left this post to carry on.

**Quick Orange** · 10-07-2008, 07:10 PM

Watch this guys! It's so cool!

It seemed like a good idea... <---Story of my life

Honestly, I have not a clue.

**Detach** · 10-07-2008, 10:48 PM

i'm under the affluence of incohol <----NOT the story of my life i just find it funny :-)

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