Thread: If you're tired of the current crop of misfit candidates I have a solution...

...Yes, I have a solution!! I have given this considerable thought and realize our only solution is to vote into office this year Gary (Traveller) and Bruno! Think about it! When Bruno goes all socialist and wants to make us all wards of the state Gary can slap him upside the head, and every time Gary wants to fill some snot nosed whiner full of lead Bruno can be there to talk Gary into acting a tad more diplomatic!
It seems to me to be the perfect team! Both of them are straight shooters in their own way and while I don't agree with a single political thought Bruno has, I think he would be perfect to balance Gary's no nonsense, beat the snot out of them attitude! The only question is, who will be President and who will be Vice President?


Your thoughts?

I'm thinking that jimbo's humble and intelligent demeanor would make him an excellent Secretary of State!
Now who could be Secretary of defense?

I am perfectly content with letting Gary occupy the oval office and be the unobtrusive advisor.
People are less likely to try and kill me and I'd still have the perks of the job.

And with this combo -and the right approach to campaigning- we would be able to capture the minds and souls of both parties. Gary would score big amoung the republicans, and I would get the dem votes.

We'd stomp the opposition.
I just have to make sure that there is a cap over the big red button.

And with my geek background I am perfectly safe regarding digged up dirt.
I'd be glad if there was some dirt to dig up, but alas... no college cheerleader threesomes in my past

Ok I am not a bones man or part of some other secret society, but Gary is a Mason, just like George Washington himself so that has to count for something.
Maybe we can look for treasures on the back of the constitution

My first act will be to hold talks with the Pakistan Government regarding the discontinuance of the manufacture of RMD (razors of mass destruction)....

James.

OK, I'm thinking a New Yorker or a German for secretary of Defense! But who?
Maybe RichZ?

We need a speech from Gary!

Im sorry,but I cant afford the paycut unless I can have a deduct box ala Huey Long.I will also require full immunity for everything inmmaginable in advance.I will also require the services of our newest contributor the Kantian Pragmatist as my press secretary,as hardly anybody knows what the f*** he is talking about(I think this would be a great asset when attempting to communicate our positions to the American people).And finally I would require congress(I would like Nancy Pelosi to sponsor this legislation)to pass legislation requiring ritualistic pubic hair shaving of all Americans over the age of 18.This shaving should be done with an SRP approved razor and done by a member of the opposite sex.Then the shaved area must be treated with Pinaud Lilac Vegetal.JMS will be in charge of our law inforcement(our version of the Tonton macouts,and will be know as the Traveller's toecutters If You accept my proposed platform I will be happy to accept
Also I dont like that Hail to the Cheif music,could we substitute it wih ZZ top's La Grainge best regards HRH Traveller(the first)
Im sure Bruno and I can do better than Billary,or the Dalai Obama............P.s in an effort to bring us together we will enlist the Rev.Wright as our spiritual advisor

La Grainge rules! Hell, can I be minister of appropriate music for the occasion?

Originally Posted by LX_Emergency

La Grainge rules! Hell, can I be minister of appropriate music for the occasion?

Absolutely!!