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    I'm only a few hours on the job, gimme some slack. Besides, just how negative can someone be about what are more or less a nice set of tatas. Nothing amazing, but better than nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quick Orange View Post
    I'm only a few hours on the job, gimme some slack. Besides, just how negative can someone be about what are more or less a nice set of tatas. Nothing amazing, but better than nothing
    See, so much better already Still the number to shoot for is 5 I can't believe I have to teach you everything:
    Yes I realize we may not have the not worst nowoman for the job, but I'm just not doing my worst to get you fired.

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    How about you be the Undersecretary of Negativity? We can shout our cynicism and sarcasm from the rooftops!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quick Orange View Post
    How about you be the Undersecretary of Negativity? We can shout our cynicism and sarcasm from the rooftops!
    How about no - I actually do not do no work. Plus you can't meet my requirements to be part of the future administration.
    I've posted the preliminary ones (for starting the application process for FDA chief) for Mr. Douche to review, but in case he can't meet them either it'll be perfectly fine. The thing is I suspect my upcoming demand for rolling back the fatal amendment No. 13 will be too politically costly for him, so I may be better off not even wasting my time. There is actually another amendment that will be a dealbreaker for me accepting the job, but since you are still children I have to speak to you like a child
    But lest assured if the Douche turns out to be up to the task I will surprise you with the grandiose plans I have. For now it best suits me to remain the dark horse in the race.

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    OMG! Where is a moderator when you need one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AFDavis11 View Post
    OMG! Where is a moderator when you need one.
    Typical. Lazy bastards.




    Don't worry Alan. I will give this my utmost attention rightaway.
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    Im going to make an executive decision here.With mammaries like that I think we can ignore any defects in the bootie,however,she will still have to be given a thorough strip search this should be done in private in a comfortable room attended by her and the examiner only, to avoid any embarrasement to her.....................volunteers please,

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    This Thread needs a soundtrack

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    Quote Originally Posted by Traveller View Post
    Im going to make an executive decision here.With mammaries like that I think we can ignore any defects in the bootie,however,she will still have to be given a thorough strip search this should be done in private in a comfortable room attended by her and the examiner only, to avoid any embarrasement to her.....................volunteers please,
    I will rise to the occasion and give the area in question a good look see from every possible perspective.
    Til shade is gone, til water is gone, Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Traveller View Post
    Im going to make an executive decision here.With mammaries like that I think we can ignore any defects in the bootie,however,she will still have to be given a thorough strip search this should be done in private in a comfortable room attended by her and the examiner only, to avoid any embarrasement to her.....................volunteers please,
    Don't forget to num the area. Num num num num

    EDIT: And Gugi, you actually had a double negative, indicating a positive. Watch out!

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