You call us Americans because we told you to. Any more questions? By the way, it probably tracks back to the British, for whom we were the only Americans.

By the way, why are those from Holland called Dutch? I think I'll call them Hollandaise from now on. If Holland loses 1-0 to Italy, is that a "goose egg with Hollandaise?" Yummy on asparagus too! [Go Orange!]