Thread: Bumper Stickers!!

"...I've always wanted a lisence plate from that says "ACTING... It's just a stage."
Nickleking

I used to play music, I've wanted one for a long time that says:
"Wells Fargo is my 'Stage Name'."

I hate these
http://www.brotherhoodofbaldpeople.c...is%20short.jpg
life's not short, at least, there's nothing you'll ever be doing that's gonna last longer

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Originally Posted by hoglahoo

Most people do need to be reminded, around here at least. Crazy drivers

No kidding. I'm beginning to think that all the turn signals and mirrors have been removed from Tulsa vehicles. You have to drive like an asshole there just to make it to your destination! That's no problem for me, but still

Probably my favorite two are:

Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here

and

Nuke the Unborn Baby Whales (see how many people you can p!ss off with one bumper sticker)

I've seen a lot of those...some of my faves:

Who would Jesus bomb?

Jesus saves....at First National Bank.

My kid got your honor student pregnant

Your honor student swallows (I was laughing so hard when I saw that one, I started crying)

and here is one that was supposed to be handy for stealthily attaching to Hummers:

Why, yes, I do have a small *****.

I thought of a variation: Viagra didn't work.



The honor student ones are a joke anyway...it means your kid tests well. It's just another example of parent living vicariously through their kids' efforts. I'd rather see "My 12th grader is reading at a 12th grade level"...that would be a novelty.

Originally Posted by WireBeard

The honor student ones are a joke anyway...it means your kid tests well. It's just another example of parent living vicariously through their kids' efforts. I'd rather see "My 12th grader is reading at a 12th grade level"...that would be a novelty.

Such high dreams. I doubt the public school system could ever get near that on their own.

I like the ones that say "My kid beat the hell out of your honor student". Makes me giggle every time

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Classical Music Lover
Handel with Care

Geeks will get this one:

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

Originally Posted by Basch

I hate these

Me too, they're way too big for my screen