I've seen a lot of those...some of my faves:

Who would Jesus bomb?

Jesus saves....at First National Bank.

My kid got your honor student pregnant

Your honor student swallows (I was laughing so hard when I saw that one, I started crying)

and here is one that was supposed to be handy for stealthily attaching to Hummers:

Why, yes, I do have a small *****.

I thought of a variation: Viagra didn't work.



The honor student ones are a joke anyway...it means your kid tests well. It's just another example of parent living vicariously through their kids' efforts. I'd rather see "My 12th grader is reading at a 12th grade level"...that would be a novelty.