Bumper Stickers!!

[JMS]

I don't know how common bumper stickers are outside of the united states so let me explain: They are stickers that go on the back bumper of your car that usually have short, witty remarks!
I want to know what your favorite bumper stickers are!
I'll start with a few of my favorite:

1) "visualize whirled peas!"

2) This was seen on a motor home today! It said "Trespassers will be shot! Survivors will be shot again!"

3)"Jesus saves sinners, and redeems them for valuable cash prizes!"

4) "Defoliate Bush!"

What are some of the ones you have seen over the years that tickled your funny bone, or you that particularly clever?

[Chimensch]

Memorable because I saw them in Seattle (the tree-hugger capital):

Cut out vivisection!
Poaching is Mutiny on your Bounty!

and then there's the classic:

If you can read this, you're too close!
If you don't like my driving, call 1-800-EAT-****
If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk!
My other car is a Rolls Royce (on a junker)

[JMS]

One of my favorites from the 70's was:

"Save a tree, eat a beaver"

[bpave777]

Always loved:
Gas, Grass or Ass. No One Rides For Free.

Also, a couple good motorcycle ones:
If you can read this the b!tch fell off
If this motorcycle is on a trailer call 911, it's stolen

[JMS]

Hey Bpave777, your sig line is a bumper sticker I saw recently!

[bpave777]

Hey Bpave777, your sig line is a bumper sticker I saw recently!

Funny, I was just thinking that as I was looking at the post.

[Quick Orange]

-Save the whales, collect them all!

-Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

-When all else fails, try denial.

[Blade Wielder]

I enjoy some of the lines on bumper stickers, but there's no way I'd ever put a bumper sticker on my bumper. Most of those things are probably put on other people's bumpers as mean pranks. You can get it off, but it wrecks your paint. Sort of like flaming poo bags that are left on porches. Even if you stomp it out, you're still "**** out of luck."

[nurse42312]

One I've seen here in the U.K. and I do not condone this in any shape or form, the driver was a woman:

"All men are idiots and I married their King....."

'nuf said....?!

[JMS]

One I've seen here in the U.K. and I do not condone this in any shape or form, the driver was a woman:

"All men are idiots and I married their King....."

'nuf said....?!

That is just a tad harsh!