Mis-heard song lyrics

**gssixgun** · 09-11-2008, 11:19 PM

My best ones, sung wrong for ages:

Mr Mister

Kyrie Eleison
Down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Eleison
Through the darkness of the night
Kyrie Eleison
Where I'm going will you follow
Kyrie Eleison
On a highway in the light

I for the longest time sang it as "Carry a Laser"

Dirty Deeds was sung "Dirty Knees and the Jungle Chief"

the Bee Gees "More than a Woman" sung "Bald Headed Woman"

Manfred Mann Blinded by the light um yeah that was a great one!!!!!
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
sung as " wrapped up like a douche"
I don't know it made sense at that time duhhhhhh.....

And of course one of my favorites Nirvana "Smells like Teen Spirit"
which I still don't know the words to, but I sing as...

I don't know what all the words are.... I don't know what I am singing... I am singing really loudly.... I am singing so off key now ....I feel stupid Ohhhhhh so stupid....
And I know you won't believe it, but I was singing this before Weird Al did his almost the same way....

So there are some of my songs of shame !!!

**The Dude** · 09-12-2008, 12:27 AM

Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter

Real - Make me cry

Mine - Make me fries

and it was apparently what this guy heard as well: Misheard Lyrics Yellow Ledbetter - Video

it's probably in the other link above (Sensei Kyle), but its still a very funny video

**Quick Orange** · 09-12-2008, 12:49 AM

Any Pearl Jam song really.

Bruce Springsteen- Blinded by the Light (wrapped up like a douche, rather than revved up like a deuce)

**onimaru55** · 09-12-2008, 01:01 AM

Some serious word substitution here:

YouTube - Ken Lee - Bulgarian Idol (WITH ENGLISH TRANSLATION)

**Quick Orange** · 09-12-2008, 01:33 AM

Ken lee!!!!!

**sidneykidney** · 09-12-2008, 05:48 AM

As the mastercard advert goes.....

..... priceless.

**bbshriver** · 09-12-2008, 02:56 PM

What, she didn't say "brush my teeth before you leave"? I've always thought that was a strange line.

My recent good one (that I still claim is correct whether or not it's the way it was written)
Gary P Nunn "Austin Pickers"
real: all you other pickers don't you be inflamed
mine: all you others pickers don't pee in flames.

**stot** · 09-12-2008, 08:45 PM

I always thought that The Jam did a song called "Eating Trifles" - actually Eton Rifles and that the Stiff Little Fingers sang "Italian Monster" rather than Alternative Ulster.

**David P** · 09-13-2008, 01:23 PM

the ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind

**Nord Jim** · 09-13-2008, 02:37 PM

My all-time favorite is that famous old Christian hymn, "Gladly, the Cross-eyed Bear."

j

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