My best ones, sung wrong for ages:

Mr Mister

Kyrie Eleison
Down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Eleison
Through the darkness of the night
Kyrie Eleison
Where I'm going will you follow
Kyrie Eleison
On a highway in the light

I for the longest time sang it as "Carry a Laser"


Dirty Deeds was sung "Dirty Knees and the Jungle Chief"

the Bee Gees "More than a Woman" sung "Bald Headed Woman"

Manfred Mann Blinded by the light um yeah that was a great one!!!!!
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
sung as " wrapped up like a douche"
I don't know it made sense at that time duhhhhhh.....

And of course one of my favorites Nirvana "Smells like Teen Spirit"
which I still don't know the words to, but I sing as...

I don't know what all the words are.... I don't know what I am singing... I am singing really loudly.... I am singing so off key now ....I feel stupid Ohhhhhh so stupid....
And I know you won't believe it, but I was singing this before Weird Al did his almost the same way....


So there are some of my songs of shame !!!