Thread: find you inter pirate

I am Captain Cannibal:

Why, Blow Me Down, Matey! Nothing gets you riled up like an uppity deckhand and you'll whip 'em, flay 'em, and put 'em in irons if they so much as serve your crumpets a little too cold. Why you're having crumpets instead of grog is anybody's guess.

Said in a traditional Pirates voice. "Aarrrrrgg. The wood in the mornin is the hardest wood of all and Lassie you are going to walk the plank you are. Aarrrrrgg."

bj

You Are:
One-Eyed Thor
(formerly known as Alexander)



Landlubbers quake in fear when you draw near, mainly because you'll keelhaul anyone, anytime, anyplace, just for the fun of it. If there aren't any keels to be hauled then you'll whip out your cutlass and hack off a few arms just to keep in practice. Heck, it's better than working at the shoe store.

I hate myself.

Mad Mary?????????

You Are:
Mad Mary
(formerly known as Tony)

Your fearsome beard and grizzly would scare any swabby straight, except maybe Richard Simmons. Arrrr, even your parrot is frightful and has been known the peck the eyes out of anyone that crosses ye. Or doesn't cross ye, or doesn't let ye go first at a 4-way stop.

Yarrrrrrr! That be all I be sayin'!


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