Thread: A Question of Outrage

I think it is time for CEOs and their ilk to no longer be immune from prosecution for driving corporations into the ground.

"Breaking News - The former CEO of has just been released after completing his 10 year prison sentence. Once owning 4 homes, 3 cars, a private jet, and spending per month on expenses and maintaining a "lifestyle" for his family, while was failing and eventually bankrupted, he will now begin 10,000 hours of community service working with the homeless, aged, and with disabled veterans. While the lion's share of his salary, bonus, pension, stock portfolio, and accounts in foreign countries went to compensate employees and stockholders whose retirement and investments were at risk, the court also imposed a punitive damage award which had no cap, stating that only 25% of his future earnings will go towards compensation. Mr. will be living in a trailer provided by the Dept. of Corrections. This reporter attempted to contact his ex-wife, now a waitress at the Waffle House, for comment, but was turned away. Ironically, Mr. was half-way finished with his sentence when he was joined by Sen. and Rep. who had been convicted after Mr. 's trial, where it was revealed they knowingly covered up the impending failure of and prevented an investigation until they had divested their shares."

ZZZZZZZZZZ...snort....what? Where? Oh...I must have dozed off and was dreaming!