Good morning everybody! In light of all the serious political talk going on today, I thought I would lighten the mood with a little satire. The following posts (too long to fit in one) are from a SATIRICAL political manifesto I wrote during the last (2004) presidential election. Some of the topical stuff isn't as fresh, but a lot of it is still relevant.

disclaimer: it's a joke. don't read it and think for even one second that I mean any of it.