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    Having lived most of my life in Belgium I'm very aware of some of the natural things in life.
    When I first moved to the US I was nearly blinded by the magnitude of mountain high breasts. True, most are fake.
    I'm still amazed at how many young girls get a breast implant for their birthday or save up money for it. It has become a contest as to who has the biggest and nicest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quick Orange View Post
    That's my kind of challenge. Anyone that speaks Dutch care to translate how he said he got that talent? It sounded like he said he learned from his sister
    He was 15.
    Could not open the bra of his girlfriend
    Got home sad
    Nicked a bra from his sister
    He put it around a pillow and practised.

    that's about the short version.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quick Orange View Post
    That's my kind of challenge. Anyone that speaks Dutch care to translate how he said he got that talent? It sounded like he said he learned from his sister
    He stole a bra from his sister which he tied around a pillow sham. So he started practicing.

    It all started because he once dated this girl when he was 15 and while they were making out he tried to remove her bra. After 5 minutes he finally gave up. He couldn't get the damn bra loose if his life depended on it. They both kind of lost their hunger for making out too... lol

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    Thanks guys. That's a little ridiculous and funny at the same time. I understand his frustration though. What's he win for being a super perv?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quick Orange View Post
    . What's he win for being a super perv?
    You mean you can't remove a bra in a couple of seconds, using 1 hand? Tsk tsk.
    I'm pretty certain I could do 30 in under a minute.
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    I could probably do it for those little ladies. Wrestling natural 38D's from their resting place can be somewhat problematic at times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quick Orange View Post
    I could probably do it for those little ladies. Wrestling natural 38D's from their resting place can be somewhat problematic at times.
    I can honestly say I wouldn't know about that. But in this case, the challenge was only to unhook them. So size shouldn;t matter that much I think.
    Fully removing them within 1 minute would be much more of a feat. (Not to mention much more interesting television material )
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    Even if we're just unsnapping them, 3 victoria's secret hooks can be a pain in the ass Maybe I'm just not channeling my europeanness enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quick Orange View Post
    I could probably do it for those little ladies. Wrestling natural 38D's from their resting place can be somewhat problematic at times.
    Thats very true when its more of an "over the shoulder boulder holder" than a little titslinger it taks a tad more work.

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    30 in under a minute?? i bet i can do it...no to find 30 who will let me unsnap their bras (and convince my wife to let me ) i would also have to agree natural is always better

    what was the prize? if any

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