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Seeing as I have two kids already, I thought I had the changing thing down. He was crying tonight, I figured because he had poop in his pants - wrong, he had poop waiting to get in his pants, as I found out.

So I take his PJs off, then the onesy - not easy when they are so small, because you don't want to break them. Then I take of the diaper and clean away, but having only had daughters so far I was ambushed by a three foot arcing rainbow of pee. As I scramble to clean that up, the real cause of his malaise manifested itself on my lap - nasty! So then I try to get his outfit on, and realize I've poop on my hands so I'm just making it worse. Somehow I got through it, mostly because my four year old helped out - yes, I needed her help, which was shockingly good from all her practice on her dolls.

Oh this is going to be interesting. But I have two fundamental rules - secure the pee rifle before moving on the poo, and don't do anything else until the new diaper is in place.

As the father of 3 boys....(my baby is 17 and over 6 feet tall now)...I understand arching yellow stream problem....

Congratulations


I'm expecting my first grandchild 4 days ago....we are soooo excited, and trying to wait patiently

Congratulations, every child is a true blessing..

Originally Posted by loueedacat

Oh this is going to be interesting. But I have two fundamental rules - secure the pee rifle before moving on the poo, and don't do anything else until the new diaper is in place.

I've got two words for you - duct tape!

Originally Posted by loueedacat

He has survived his first two encounters with his older sisters and passed the sniff/lick test from the dog, so I think was are all set.

hmm, why are you changing the diapers then? the dog licked him, so it's his now, let the dog do its job!... or did you lick him first?


congratulations on the sprog!

Originally Posted by gugi

hmm, why are you changing the diapers then? the dog licked him, so it's his now, let the dog do its job!... or did you lick him first?

LOL. I'm going to have to think about this.....I've usually ceded things to my dog that he pees on, but I'm afraid the new kid is going to start an arms race in the house on who can pee higher.

Originally Posted by loueedacat

But he is another dependent, so maybe there is a little wiggle room for another razor?

AND a $1000 tax credit which will reduce your final tax liability dollar for dollar (until he reaches age 17). I won't tell you how much the average child costs per year though because that will probably spoil the positive mood

Originally Posted by loueedacat

Seeing as I have two kids already, I thought I had the changing thing down. He was crying tonight, I figured because he had poop in his pants - wrong, he had poop waiting to get in his pants, as I found out.

So I take his PJs off, then the onesy - not easy when they are so small, because you don't want to break them. Then I take of the diaper and clean away, but having only had daughters so far I was ambushed by a three foot arcing rainbow of pee. As I scramble to clean that up, the real cause of his malaise manifested itself on my lap - nasty! So then I try to get his outfit on, and realize I've poop on my hands so I'm just making it worse. Somehow I got through it, mostly because my four year old helped out - yes, I needed her help, which was shockingly good from all her practice on her dolls.

Oh this is going to be interesting. But I have two fundamental rules - secure the pee rifle before moving on the poo, and don't do anything else until the new diaper is in place.

LOL... man does this take me back .... ohhh the memories and the stories we have....

Much congrats to you and the family .... nothing like kids to keep you laughing