Thread: As The Razor Shaves

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Well I wake up this morning and get ready for a shave. I pulled out My wapi and whipped up some?

Hot, hot lather!

Cut to bedroom.

Sal's Wife [seductively]: "Bring me some of that hot lather, my dear"
Sal: "Just one second, my love. I need to pop into chat and talk to Jimbo and Hoglahoo!"

Cut to chat room.

James.

Jimbo: Sal, did she agree?

Camera quickly pans toward a blazing fireplace

Sal, NO, That's my best Bozo the clown outfit...

Cuts to Sal's wife:


Beth, and this is what I think of Bozo...

Cue "Bom-chicka-bow-bow" music. Fade to Black.

Wide shot of main street in typical American small town. Pan over street. Focus on Barber's pole. Zoom in on lettering on Barber shop window.

James.

Welcome to Str8 Edge barber shop.


Camera Follows Sal as he runs down the street.

Cameraman loses footing and accidentally begins filming under Sal's flowing kilt

Sal yelling:

Bring out Your razors and take arms... We are at war.... ( Funee look on Sal's face ) Damn it got cold out of no where.... Maybe I just need a hot Lather shave to get warm.....

Sal stops at phone booth.

Phone rings. He picks up.

Voice: Is that you, Clarise?

Sal: No, it's Sal.

Voice: Do silent lambs bother you Clarise?

Sal: Clarise isn't here, man. It's Sal.

Voice: Did your daddy kill the lambs, Clarise?

Sal: Dude!! What is your major malfunction, dimwad? Clarise isn't here! This is Sal the barber.

Voice: THE LAMBS, CLARISE! THE LAMBS!!

Sal: I think you want Dave, the butcher. You mind holding?


James.

Music playing.... The First cut is the deepest...