1. she thinks i am sick
2. she thinks i have more stuff and take more pains than a woman
3. she thinks i have watched queer eye for the straight guy too much (which i can't because our cable channel messes up bravo).
4. she is so beyond it, she asked me not to bring her shave cream samples to smell and she does not even wanna see any packages anymore unless they have shoes in there for her

sam