I think that shaving with a straight is somewhat like the difference between scooters and motorcycles. They both will get you from point A to B, but no one's ever going to really notice you on a scooter (aka a Mach 3 Power Fusion Face Dildo). However, when you come rolling in on a real two-wheeled fun machine (aka straight razor), that gets some notice, and hopefully gives you more pleasure on the ride than the scooter would. And who knows, the girls might like it

Really though, if you had to pick one shaving instrument from the three main areas of multibladed garbage, DE, or straight razors, which would you define as badass (assuming you had to pick one)?

So when's tea?