Thread: Man stuffed cat in bong

Originally Posted by jockeys

I am! cats are my sworn enemy. they hate me, I hate them. their suffering puts a smile on my face whenever I see it. not unlike the destruction of the environment, which I also support. here in Texas we are working hard at the grassroots level to have the environment outlawed.

Thank God!

Originally Posted by jockeys

here in Texas we are working hard at the grassroots level to have the environment outlawed.

Well, if you don't want it, send it over here. We could always use a little more environment around here.

Originally Posted by KristofferBodvin

I HATE dopers, they are all filth!

Kristoffer

Why don't you take two steps back and literally go **** your own face. I have done nothin to you and you call me filth. And there are alot more than just me and the few here that will admit to it. If that didnt get the thread closed, then on to the cats.

I am allergic to cats, and therefore I do not favor them, but i dont want to see one harmed. And if you do want to see em harmed, just dont show me afterwards.

Originally Posted by jockeys

I am! cats are my sworn enemy. they hate me, I hate them. their suffering puts a smile on my face whenever I see it. not unlike the destruction of the environment, which I also support. here in Texas we are working hard at the grassroots level to have the environment outlawed.

I think you've supplied my laugh burst of the day, thank you sir. I guess it's a good thing Texas doesn't really have much of an environment to outlaw

Man, this thread is really hot! I love this place it is a very tolerant of different points of view, but alas I have to go to bed early because I am getting up at 3am to go goose hunting!





Later,
R

Originally Posted by The Dude

Why don't you take two steps back and literally go **** your own face. I have done nothin to you and you call me filth. And there are alot more than just me and the few here that will admit to it. If that didnt get the thread closed, then on to the cats.

I am allergic to cats, and therefore I do not favor them, but i dont want to see one harmed. And if you do want to see em harmed, just dont show me afterwards.

How about, Man Stuffed In Bong By Cat?

Now that i would watch with popcorn and a coke.

I always wondered how you get those bongs cleaned out.

bj

Originally Posted by igitur55

How about, Man Stuffed In Bong By Cat?

"Sorry, boss man, I can't come in today."
"What? This is the third time this week! I'll need to see a DR.'s note."
"Dr? No, I'm not sick, man...it's my cat."
"Your cat? You can't come in 'cause of your cat? What, is the fur ball sick or something?"
"No, dude...he, uh, locked me in..."
"Lovked you in? You're locked INSIDE your house? What are you, the Violent Femmes?"
"What? No, man, not in my house. My cat stuffed me in my bong!"
"Well, then, you are not only very very strange, you are also fired. Pot head."

This is hands down the most nuts thread I've read on SRP. Horror, laughter, anger... it's all here. Plus, I learned a new insult which I'm going to use as much as possible.

Now to see if I can **** my own face.