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    Default Smoking Smarties is kewl!

    There are a growing number of kids and teens out there that are crushing up the Smarties candies, pulling the dust into their mouths, and then exhaling the dust to emulate smoking. Nope I’m not kidding. The side affects include, but are not limited to: infections, chronic coughing, choking and even maggots feeding off sugary dust in your nose. I’m seriously not kidding.

    Let's face it: the kids are getting cooler and dumber by the second!

    YouTube - How To Smoke Smarties

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    I always wondered what a dictionary was for

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    no joke, when i was in the 5th grade I remember friends that would crush up smarties and snort them. I'd watch, but don't remember ever snorting them myself. of course, considering my memory problems and what not maybe I did.

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    Hmn, maybe they should change the name to "dummies"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Red View Post
    no joke, when i was in the 5th grade I remember friends that would crush up smarties and snort them. I'd watch, but don't remember ever snorting them myself. of course, considering my memory problems and what not maybe I did.

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    I knew a kid that used to snort whole Pixi Stix.

    He was diabetic, and claimed he only did it when his blood sugar was low.

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    I recall being even more stupid at his age and inhaling the smoke from freshly lit strike anywhere matches. That was 30+ years ago. Between the two the maggots in the nose are probably less harmful.

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    It was inevitable really. Once they banned sweet (candy) cigarettes, kids were bound to jump straight to the hardcore stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rajagra View Post
    It was inevitable really. Once they banned sweet (candy) cigarettes, kids were bound to jump straight to the hardcore stuff.
    Ah yes, I remember candy cigarettes. Smoking Smarties must be the 21st century equivalent.

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    there were candy ciggs when i was a kid, but all the cool kids (myself included) just smoked real ones. as bad as candy is for your lungs, i'm pretty sure cowboy killers are worse, hmm?

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    I find it ironic that he is crushing the smarties on top of a dictionary. I suppose that's the best use these kids have for them...

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