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  1. 04-16-2009, 03:02 AM #1
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    Sometime last month I was browsing around Old Schools site drooling over nakayamas. My wife glances at my laptop screen as she walks past, and does a double take. My birthday was coming up and she looks over my shoulder - "I haven't gotten you anything yet, is there something you want for your birthday?"

    YES!!!

    Oh, sweet hone and one sweet lady, I thought as she walked out to the garage. I am one lucky guy.

    The garage door opens and she walks back in carrying... an oil painting. "Oh, look what I got for the living room wall..."

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  2. 04-16-2009, 03:37 AM #2
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    wait is the painting your present?
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    Unless it is a tasteful nude of his wife... the painting is just for the living room wall

    but by her buying it and showing him she was indicating that he could go ahead and spend the cash on a new hone... maybe two!
    Be just and fear not.
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    Tactical is sexy.
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    Sounds like she had that painting loaded and ready to shoot...

    She made her comment, left for the garage and came right back with a painting? Or did she leave and come back with the painting?

    If the former...wow! I am scared of marriage now!
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    Be afraid, be very afraid. Women are cunning and clever, and just by virtue of being women, we're suckers for their games.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xman View Post
    Tactical is sexy.
    +1. I am glad she is on my side.
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  8. 04-17-2009, 04:03 AM #8
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    Sounds like she'll be getting a nice new straight razor and hone for her birthday!
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