Sometime last month I was browsing around Old Schools site drooling over nakayamas. My wife glances at my laptop screen as she walks past, and does a double take. My birthday was coming up and she looks over my shoulder - "I haven't gotten you anything yet, is there something you want for your birthday?"

YES!!!

Oh, sweet hone and one sweet lady, I thought as she walked out to the garage. I am one lucky guy.

The garage door opens and she walks back in carrying... an oil painting. "Oh, look what I got for the living room wall..."