Thread: Global Warming Solution + Save The Polar Bears!!!

It could work:

Polar bear attacks woman at Berlin Zoo - CNN.com

+

Fatties cause global warming | The Sun |News

= happy bears/ happy world

Think about it..........

My fat mother was eaten by a bear

Originally Posted by JMS

My fat mother was eaten by a bear

Sorry to hear that Mark







How's the bear????

Originally Posted by honedright

Sorry to hear that Mark







How's the bear????

Well Mark I'm pleased to see you are expanding your list of news sources: Fatties cause global warming | The Sun |News

OK, first of all "Polar bear attacks wopman at berlin Zoo?" Come on!!!

"Crazy lady feeds self to bears" is a more accurate headline, no?

That's like "Sidewalks attack! Dozens of Stockbrokers killed!!!" being the headline after the '29 crash. (as it turns out, that was mere sensationalism itself, I don't think there are many, if any, documetned cases of jumpings after the crash.)

Next, we all know that Global Warming is a fraud taught by the same hucksters that claim that men are related to apes. Apes! Come on, junk in/junk out. It's been "disporven" didn't you hear? Evidenced by the fact that the lib elite refer to it as "Climate change" now, not "Global Warming."

PS-- Thanks for the chuckle. "Now, Polar bears, I know we don't get along, what with us hunting you and now melting the ice you rely on to survive...but I have a n offer you are going to want to hear. See, turns out, the fatties are doing it. We'll truck 'em up here, open the doors, and kick 'em out. We'll leave a tray of burgers to distract them, and we're going to need you to go ahead and do what it is you do best, and just, uh, take care of that problem for us. See, we'll bring you the human-seal cross-breed like endomorphs we've been developing with our high fat, high-fructose corn-syrup and meant-to-feed-swine food pyramids, and you get to enjoy it like some big nasty carnivore buffet. You happy, we happy."