Thread: Off to get married alive!!!!

Gentlemen,
Life's been very busy these days (too many in-shower DE-shaves to count ) but it looks like things might be settling down. Tonight I'm off to Santiago, Chile, to get myself married : Anyway, I just wanted to share the good news and a couple of fresher pics with my fiance..


As you can see, she's more Canadian than I am.. Doesn't require a toque in -20 degree windy weather
I hope my wife #1 doesn't get jealous, especially after undergoing extensive plastic surgery as you can see

The bike is cool, but where is the women?

Edit:

There she is. Very nice.

You are lucky someone is accepting you. :P
We all know you can be too much to handle most of the time. Just kidding bud,

Talk with you soon and we need to get a honing session down, especially since the gf lives right around the corner from you!

Congrats man. enjoy every minute of your trip it will be over before you know it.

WE DEMAND PICS OF HER WITH THE BIKE (back me up here guys)

I'm happy for you guys. Felicitaciones! I miss that city and the people there.

Thanks guys. Shaun, I sincerely doubt she'll wanna get anywhere near it... MAJOR jealousy issues X, I've only been there once, but I concur.. Since I got people from both Canada and Serbia comin' in, it'll be an interesting time down there

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

MAJOR jealousy issues

I sold the bike and kept the wife

bike brought a better price
never got a ticket riding the wife LOL
never had to run from the cops while riding the wife (how is that for a mental image?)

Originally Posted by gratewhitehuntr

I sold the bike and kept the wife

bike brought a better price
never got a ticket riding the wife LOL
never had to run from the cops while riding the wife (how is that for a mental image?)

Oh no you didn't Time for my retort:
Reasons why a Motorcycle is better than women

1. If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apoligize
before you can ride it again.
2. If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
3. If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
4. If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to
correct it.
5. If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
6. If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
7. If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
8. If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
9. It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
10. Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
11. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
12. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
13. Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
14. Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
15. Motorcycles don't have parents.
16. Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
17. Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy
Motorcycle magazines.
18. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
19. Motorcycles last longer.
20. Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
21. Motorcycles' curves never sag.
22. New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them,
you don't get them.
23. When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
24. You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
26. You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
27. You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
28. You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
29. You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
30. You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
31. You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
32. You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and
that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
33. You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your
Motorcycle.
34. You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
35. You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old
one is _really_ worn.
36. Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
37. Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump
it.

#25 removed due to racist content

my bike is ready to go when I am !!!


LOL

I miss my Tiller......