Many thanks to ChrisL and Hoglahoo for making this useless thread possible.

I came downstairs to see my daughter picking some books out and saying "DA" (hey she's 14 months old tomorrow) which means "Father, dearest father, would you take me upon your knee and read to me, please?"

Then I saw what she was picking.......

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