Thread: A Terrorist Has Siezed my Workbench

At first I thought he liked being near to me. Quickly scrapping that foolishness, I began to think he might have a thing for submarines and the awesome kill power of the United States Navy. But after surreptitiously observing him for hundreds of hours, it became apparent Mr. Toes never even glanced at the sub photo.

Toward the end of one seventeen hour surveillance, I began to suspect he had taken over my bench for no reason other than someone had placed a pillow there. Careful reviews and analyses of the available data thus far tends to indictate the wretched polydactyl tabby is somehow motivated by nothing more than his own comfort! As ridiculous as It may sound, it is becoming difficult to deny Mr. Toes does nothing at any time that does not directly provide himself with an increased if not at least static level of personal comfort!

I know some people who behave in the same way!

Dave

Infamous conspiring fur pouches!
I can tell you what he's aiming for.
Huge numbers of other fur pouches who are just doing the same.

Get out the waterboard!!!! That cat has information. THERE"S NO TIME!!!!

i know your pain mine does the same

This aggression will not stand, man! You have to draw a line in the sawdust, and say across this line you will not...and dude, the preferred nomenclature is "fur enhanced American..."

I bet he likes the warmth from that lamp, too. My cat used to always stretch out in the warm sunlight.

... and thinking of they outnumber us is just scary!

That is cat TV. Fortunate for you that Mr.Toes allows you to use a portion of his perch for working on your projects.

LOL so much for human rights!
(Mine expects me to clean the workbench off my stuff before going to bed!)