Thread: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Originally Posted by hoglahoo

Islamic terrorist is a more extreme personification of an evil threat that simply "random murderous intent"

The jokewriter finds greater success using easily identifiable extremes than politically correct scenarios which more fairly represent the players. I mean, why are the liberals always painted as weak? Why are the rednecks always painted as rash? The joke is all about stereotypes - talk about forests and trees!

Exactly in the 20's the knife wielder would have been Italian or Irish (depending upon who was telling the joke)

In the 50's or 60's it would have been a black wielding the knife

In the 80's a hiv positive crackhead.

Since 2001 it can be nothing but an Islamic Terrorist

I mean you could have used Timothy Macvey but then the redneck would have shook his hand

Originally Posted by SlickWillyTFCF

so what in the sam hell is basil, the dog with the beanie? pardon, beret.

Listen Willy, you better get on the stick there sport. Everybody who is anybody knows who Basil is: http://straightrazorpalace.com/finer...dog-basil.html

Originally Posted by majurey

I believe Timothy McVeigh was Catholic and the Unabomber Kaczynski was of Jewish descent.

But we never seem to hear about what religion white terrorists are. Wonder why?

Because these types are far and few between.

Originally Posted by icedog

Listen Willy, you better get on the stick there sport. Everybody who is anybody knows who Basil is: http://straightrazorpalace.com/finer...dog-basil.html

Now youve done it you went and ticked him off! Good one Brad!

Originally Posted by SlickWillyTFCF

so what in the sam hell is basil, the dog with the beanie? pardon, beret.

you see when it was time for Chuck Norris to reincarnate, his entire soul coundn't be fit (what with all the extra fists)

so part of it was put into Basil

and you would do well to mind your tone around him
the is a fist behind that beanie.... uh...... beret.....

Originally Posted by d. m. ellington

I guess you would have to call me a Redneck. Although I have attended some weed and paint days. Community Spirit and all that.

However, I would not be caught dead with a Kimber or Silvertips when Les Baer Thunder Ranch Special are available and Corbon Power ball ammo.

Also I would not have an 8 round magazine for a 1911. Wilson 7 rounders are all I carry.

Fear God, Love the Queen, Shoot Straight and Keep Clean as the Brits say.

Reckon iffen he had used a Colt Dragoon he would have only needed a single shot. Them brass manglers will never catch on.

Originally Posted by JMS

Because these types are far and few between.

They ARE few and far between, or the REPORTS are few and far between?

It wasn't that long ago that my daily life in London would be preoccupied by a regular thought as I travelled through my home city: what's my best route to avoid IRA bombs?

I don't think they had brown faces, but I must admit to never having met an IRA terrorist.

The Real IRA have been back in our news in 2008/2009 with renewed activity, shootings and assassinations mostly.

But I will concede, Islamic terrorism is flavour of the day and that's apposite when considering satire.

Originally Posted by Wildtim

Exactly in the 20's the knife wielder would have been Italian or Irish (depending upon who was telling the joke)

In the 50's or 60's it would have been a black wielding the knife

In the 80's a hiv positive crackhead.

Since 2001 it can be nothing but an Islamic Terrorist

I mean you could have used Timothy Macvey but then the redneck would have shook his hand

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