View Poll Results: Who do you "pray" to?

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  • Flying Spaghetti Monster

    14 13.21%
  • Invisable Pink Unicorn

    10 9.43%
  • God

    62 58.49%
  • Allah

    6 5.66%
  • Myself

    17 16.04%
  • Earth Spirits

    9 8.49%
  • Indigenous Deities

    8 7.55%
  • "The Old Ones"

    9 8.49%
  • Some one living in the 9 planes of hell

    4 3.77%
  • Other

    17 16.04%
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    Some people may not be aware of the Invisible Pink Unicorn argument.

    The basic premise of the argument is that anywhere you read or say the word (insert deity name here) you place invisible pink unicorn. This argument is older than the FSM, the FSM just has a bible of sorts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by singlewedge View Post
    Some people may not be aware of the Invisible Pink Unicorn argument.

    The basic premise of the argument is that anywhere you read or say the word (insert deity name here) you place invisible pink unicorn. This argument is older than the FSM, the FSM just has a bible of sorts.
    Yeah, the FSM really did get out of ahnd, huh? I haven't had any exposure since 2006 or so. I just love Russell's teapot in all its forms.
    That IPU is just silly though. Really? I mean, it doesn't even have a noodly appendage...how does it touch you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokelaw1 View Post
    Yeah, the FSM really did get out of ahnd, huh? I haven't had any exposure since 2006 or so. I just love Russell's teapot in all its forms.
    That IPU is just silly though. Really? I mean, it doesn't even have a noodly appendage...how does it touch you?
    It has a horn. A sparkely, pretty horn.

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    I don't pray because it's a misdirected action. .... but I'm tempted ...

    YouTube - George Carlin May Worship the Sun, But He Prays to Joe Pesci




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    Quote Originally Posted by xman View Post
    I don't pray because I'm of the opinion that it's a misdirected action. .... but I'm tempted ...





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    Fixed that for ya.

    Really shouldn't talk in absolutes about something that can be neither proven nor disproven at this time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LX_Emergency View Post
    Fixed that for ya.

    Really shouldn't talk in absolutes about something that can be neither proven nor disproven at this time.
    ALL studies show that praying makes no difference to the outcome of whatever is being prayed for whatsoever although it may make you feel better to do so anyway. Since I feel better about doing something concrete to achieve results, prayer is a misdirected action. End stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xman View Post
    ALL studies show that praying makes no difference to the outcome of whatever is being prayed for whatsoever
    I just studied my own life and came to the conclusion that praying does make a difference

    You can add that one to the previously empty column of your prayer studies results list
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    Quote Originally Posted by xman View Post
    ALL studies show that praying makes no difference to the outcome of whatever is being prayed for whatsoever although it may make you feel better to do so anyway. Since I feel better about doing something concrete to achieve results, prayer is a misdirected action. End stop.
    Once again, you can't prove the absence of something.


    So "you're of the opinion that prayer is a misdirected action".

    Something that isn't there can neither be proven nor disproven. Prayer has worked for me in my life. Beyond that which I could do. You can believe I'm a misguided fool (I'm pretty sure you believe the misguided part) but my own experiments have proven to ME that it works.

    I'll trust my own experiences before I trust someone else's studies.

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