So, I was at the DMV the other day to renew my license. Long wait as usual. I must have been there for an hour and a half. Anyways, I get my picture taken, take my test and am now waiting for the grader to grade my test. I wait over by where they are taking the pictures. I was waiting for about ten minutes when I noticed a man about ten years older than I staring hard. I follow his gaze to a young 30 year old with the perkiest set of 38 D's that I have ever seen. I look back at the man and realize that he is staring directly at her breasts, his look is slightly amused. I look again at the woman who is now getting her picture taken wondering to myself the same thing the older gentleman must be wondering. "Should I...?" I think to myself. "Should I ask the man?" I wonder. I lean in towards the man and start to say "Is it real or is it memorex?" but just before I get the words out of my mouth the young woman comes bouncing over to the older man and says "How did I do honey? Did I take a great picture?"


Missed a black eye by a millisecond! God must be on my side!!