Thread: Is it real or...(a DMV tale)

So, I was at the DMV the other day to renew my license. Long wait as usual. I must have been there for an hour and a half. Anyways, I get my picture taken, take my test and am now waiting for the grader to grade my test. I wait over by where they are taking the pictures. I was waiting for about ten minutes when I noticed a man about ten years older than I staring hard. I follow his gaze to a young 30 year old with the perkiest set of 38 D's that I have ever seen. I look back at the man and realize that he is staring directly at her breasts, his look is slightly amused. I look again at the woman who is now getting her picture taken wondering to myself the same thing the older gentleman must be wondering. "Should I...?" I think to myself. "Should I ask the man?" I wonder. I lean in towards the man and start to say "Is it real or is it memorex?" but just before I get the words out of my mouth the young woman comes bouncing over to the older man and says "How did I do honey? Did I take a great picture?"


Missed a black eye by a millisecond! God must be on my side!!

LOL....That was a close call.

Some things are better of NOT said.

Wait Mark. Is there really a public time and place (not a strip joint) where you would comment about the tits of a complete stranger to another complete stranger?

Originally Posted by icedog

Wait Mark. Is there really a public time and place (not a strip joint) where you would comment about the tits of a complete stranger to another complete stranger?

Problem with me is my filter is broken and things get out of my mouth before I can stop it.

Originally Posted by JMS

Problem with me is my filter is broken and things get out of my mouth before I can stop it.

too easy, next joke...

-Rob

That was close Mark. You'd a made a real boob of yourself.

Originally Posted by JMS

So, I was at the DMV the other day to renew my license. Long wait as usual. I must have been there for an hour and a half. Anyways, I get my picture taken, take my test and am now waiting for the grader to grade my test. I wait over by where they are taking the pictures. I was waiting for about ten minutes when I noticed a man about ten years older than I staring hard. I follow his gaze to a young 30 year old with the perkiest set of 38 D's that I have ever seen. I look back at the man and realize that he is staring directly at her breasts, his look is slightly amused. I look again at the woman who is now getting her picture taken wondering to myself the same thing the older gentleman must be wondering. "Should I...?" I think to myself. "Should I ask the man?" I wonder. I lean in towards the man and start to say "Is it real or is it memorex?" but just before I get the words out of my mouth the young woman comes bouncing over to the older man and says "How did I do honey? Did I take a great picture?"


Missed a black eye by a millisecond! God must be on my side!!

I'm of the opinion that God has a sense of humor and likely would have let you say it.

Originally Posted by icedog

Wait Mark. Is there really a public time and place (not a strip joint) where you would comment about the tits of a complete stranger to another complete stranger?

I'm wondering if there's a public place I can get a stool to mount a horse as tall as yours.

It was a dreadfully, horribly, tediously, painfully normal friday night in the same,tired neighborhood watering hole in Derby, Connecticut, until about 11:30 when Bob came in from New Haven with his wife and her amazing tits. Tommy was in his usual spot from where he could watch for anything different, anything new, anything amazing. The amazing tits of Bob's wife were pretty much exactly why Tommy always sat in the same stool, watching the door.

After ordering drinks for his wife and himself, Bob walked straight past the jukebox to the men's room. Tommy got up from his sacred spot and followed Bob into the urination chamber. "Hey how're ya doin? My name's Tommy." And he shook Bob's hand.

"Hey Tommy. I'm Bob."

Tommy is one of those Alaskan king crab fisherman you see on the Discovery channel. He spends his time off the boat in the bar in Derby, Connecticut, third stool from the door, waiting to return to the Bering Sea or apparently for Bob, his wife and her tits. "Listen Bob, don't take this the wrong way, I'd like to offer you $2,000 cash to play with your wife's tits for a few minutes. I don't want to bang her or nothin' I just wanna play with her tits."

"Wow Tommy that's a helluvan offer but I can't answer for it. They aren't my tits. Give me a couple minutes." So Bob went out and presented Tommy's offer to his wife.

Less than a minute later, Bob's wife is sitting at one of the tables across the room from the bar. Tommy is standing behind her fondling her ample but firm breasts through her push-up bra and synthetic blend blouse. As he is rubbing and twisting and pulling at the marvelous mammaries, Tommy is repeating what sounds like a mantra, "Oooh I don't know. I don't know. Ooh I just don't know."

Bob's curiosity gets the better of him and he has to ask. "What Tommy? What don't you know?"

"I don't know where the money I promised your wife is gonna come from."

Originally Posted by JMS

So, I was at the DMV the other day to renew my license. Long wait as usual. I must have been there for an hour and a half. Anyways, I get my picture taken, take my test and am now waiting for the grader to grade my test. I wait over by where they are taking the pictures. I was waiting for about ten minutes when I noticed a man about ten years older than I staring hard. I follow his gaze to a young 30 year old with the perkiest set of 38 D's that I have ever seen. I look back at the man and realize that he is staring directly at her breasts, his look is slightly amused. I look again at the woman who is now getting her picture taken wondering to myself the same thing the older gentleman must be wondering. "Should I...?" I think to myself. "Should I ask the man?" I wonder. I lean in towards the man and start to say "Is it real or is it memorex?" but just before I get the words out of my mouth the young woman comes bouncing over to the older man and says "How did I do honey? Did I take a great picture?"


Missed a black eye by a millisecond! God must be on my side!!

Who says "what difference a second makes" lol SAVED!!