Originally Posted by
Quick Orange
I wouldn't say that I'm angry over it. The feeling I have most over it is confusion. He hasn't done anything to date to deserve the prize. The list of nominees must have been a short and terrible one.
Nobel Peace Committee Chairperson: Ok guys, who're we going to give this thing to?
Committee Member: There's always Bono.
Committee Member: Yeah, he does a lot, but have you seen his sunglasses? Total turn off.
Committee Member: Look, I think we might have a possible Gandhi situation on our hands. Let's get preemptive on this and give it to Barack in case something happens.
Chairperson: I like how you think. We gave it to Al Gore after all, and we all know he doesn't do a thing. At least Obama's got to do something that looks good to get re-elected.
Committee Member: Right! And then in hindsight we'll be called visionaries! Anyone for scones?