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    This had me laughing out loud and just wanted to share. Take a look at this news report on the Tiger Woods hoo-ha. Who needs facts when CGI conjecture is so much more entertaining?

    Expect Fox to follow!

    YouTube - The Tiger Woods Car Crash (CPU Animation)

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    I was in a waiting room at the hospital yesterday and the people were talking about this crash as if Tiger Woods had done some horrible thing he was trying to hide. Then the news conference came on and when they heard he was to be fine $136 (or whatever it was) they were all upset! I have no idea what happened and I don't care but I do know that I have had more than one violent domestic altercation.

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    Oh yeah, I've been on the receiving end for sure! I met my wife at college and let's just say she found a novel use for one of her 10-pound textbooks during one of our more fiery arguments. The quality of book binding was definitely superior in those days... hardly a page was out of place after it bounced off my head.

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    This is what I had wondered when I first heard about it.
    It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain

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    Why on earth would anyone care? he crashed his own car, he hurt only himself, he wasn't drunk driving...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimR View Post
    Why on earth would anyone care? he crashed his own car, he hurt only himself, he wasn't drunk driving...
    BINGO! You said it.

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    My question has been, Why did she knock out the rear windshield to "rescue" her husband in the driver's seat in that vehicle. She must be a beast if she could pull him from the driver's seat through the rear windshield to safety.
    What a crock of @#$%!

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    mercy ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by majurey View Post
    Oh yeah, I've been on the receiving end for sure! I met my wife at college and let's just say she found a novel use for one of her 10-pound textbooks during one of our more fiery arguments. The quality of book binding was definitely superior in those days... hardly a page was out of place after it bounced off my head.
    We need to start a thread...or better yet a club. I somehow pis sed off my first wife while eating dinner. She stabbed my hand with a fork. we just both sort of stared at the fork sticking in the back of my hand for a couple of seconds. I pulled the fork out and finished my dinner. I think my lack of reaction pis sed her off more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMS View Post
    We need to start a thread...or better yet a club. I somehow pis sed off my first wife while eating dinner. She stabbed my hand with a fork. we just both sort of stared at the fork sticking in the back of my hand for a couple of seconds. I pulled the fork out and finished my dinner. I think my lack of reaction pis sed her off more.
    Ah-HAH... so THAT is what happened to your finger. I always thought the story about the machine sounded hinky...

    Well I am still with my first wife, and we've never assaulted each other. Come to think of it, we never fight, insult or yell at each other either.
    Sorry guys, I can't join your club.
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