OK, so it all started with my sister (who recently moved in with me) wanting her satellite hooked up to her room...

As it turns out, I need to go under the house via the crawlspace. The black widows and giant house spiders are of no concern to me, until I get to the area underneath my house that is DIRECTLY UNDERNEATH WHERE I SLEEP EVERY NIGHT and I meet Mr., "O hai, I'm a canebrake rattlesnake that's as long as you are tall. I'm prolly havin' babies under here LOL"***

I love snakes; I truly do. Plus, it's getting a little warmer here (thanks Al Gore /sarcasm). But the rattlers? Well...they can screw off, as far as I'm concerned.

Does anyone have any advice as far as "snake control" is concerned? I hate to see the corn snakes and other rat snakes go, but damn, it's better that than my 10 yr. old nephew or 7 yr. old niece being bitten.

Thanks in advance.















*** Yes, I peed myself.