My German is awful... when we moved here there was a mixup with a delivery company. We asked for a delivery in the afternoon and they tried to deliver at 8am. I ended up angrily shouting "genau" (correct) instead of "genug" (enough) to the customer rep on the phone. The poor sod must have been very confused.

Maybe I should take some basic German classes someday... I've only been living here for 4 years now Then again, my German is still better than my wife's... and she took classes for two semesters.