Thread: Bizarre stuff people say..

The comedian David Brenner used to talk about how ludicrous it is when he's been on a subway sitting on a newspaper that was left on the seat and someone comes up to him and ask, "Are you reading that?" His response is to say, "Yes", get up, turn the page and sit back down on it.

Or when you've just tuned into a tv show, and she asks, "What just happened?" and I'm the jerk when I say "I've been watching this just as long as you."