The Limerick Thread!

Axe in hand I head to the wood shed...

:gaah:

Doh !

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Originally Posted by ReardenSteel

Axe in hand I head to the wood shed...

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How about:

To the shed I took my axe...

Ok Utopian, let's start this one over because I thought you were starting the next limerick with post 240 and post 239 from "gflifgt" was posted to finish the previous one but Jimbo beat him to the punch. :)

OK I thought gflifgt was starting a new one, thus the "..." indicating the beginning rather than "." or my overused "!" indicating the end.

In that case I retract my "Doh!"

Maybe someone else could start it over again?

OK, I'll start over.

As I stood on the edge of the pit...

...feeling like a git...

Jimbo, as an "Advisor," do you have dope slapping rights?

:)

Here's a quick rundown of the rules, from the OP:

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Originally Posted by Jimbo

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The game is to construct a limerick one line at a time. I will start with a particularly fecund opening line, then the next person supplies the second line, and so on until a 5 line limerick is formed.

Once a limerick is completed, the next poster can start with a new first line, and thus carry on the general mirth ad infinitum.

The limericks can be bawdy, but please do not use expletives or make them too crude.
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1 I have had fun glancing through this thread. One problem I have had with changing pages etc is to know what line it is on. May I suggest to do like what I did at the beginning of this post or in the title to put what line you are completing?