The Limerick Thread!

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Originally Posted by sharptonn

There once was a bloke from Maleny

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Well known to be a bit of a meany.

(P.s. - they are pastries.)

Who loved a fat girl named Raynee

(Don't discount research)

There once was a bloke from Maleny
Who loved a fat girl called Raynee.

When she sat on his knee

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Originally Posted by Jimbo

There once was a bloke from Maleny
Who loved a fat girl called Raynee.

When she sat on his knee

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And whispered her plea..

There once was a bloke from Maleny
Who loved a fat girl called Raynee.
When she sat on his knee
And whispered her plea
He would utter something rather profane-y

I've honed with the Norton and Shapton,

I've honed with the Norton and Shapton,

While listening to Eric Clapton.

His fast hand was slow

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Originally Posted by WW243

His fast hand was slow

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My bevel was no-go