The Limerick Thread!

[Utopian]

Off topic anonymous is a couple of threads over.
(and no, that does not rhyme with strange!)

[sharptonn]

I thoroughly agree with your reasoning. There indeed must have been an insulator of some sort to prevent those tinnies from rattling.

Unfortunately in a limerick we need the ends of lines to rhyme in the prescribed pattern. We can't be having random words thrown about, it's un-Australian, un-American, and un-limericky!

Pull yourself together man, and figure out a line that ends in a word that rhymes with "strange".

James.

Fine...... Ok. Jimbo had a chickin. Pecking about. Resembling Jimbo, some folks thought the bird strange..
As chickens go, Jimbo's bird had lots of territory to free-range! Quite strange!

[UKRob]

Said I, "Well that's strange!"

They're within hearing range..


(Thought I'd bring this one back on course.)

[Phoenix51]

So I think that it's time for a change.

Indeed, time to move on with this one.

[Phoenix51]

Now...

A dapper young man from New York

[Utopian]

Preferred chopsticks over the fork

[coachschaller]

A dapper young man from New York
Preferred chopsticks over the fork

He ordered delivery to stay in

[UKRob]

A dapper young man from New York
Preferred chopsticks over the fork

He ordered delivery to stay in

Noodles and gāo diǎn

[Phoenix51]

Then wished he had ordered the pork.

So what exactly is gao dian anyway???

[sharptonn]

There once was a bloke from Maleny