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    My housework is never the cleanest...
    Making my spouse act at her meanest
    The floor is a mess...

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    Quote Originally Posted by coachschaller View Post
    My housework is never the cleanest...
    Making my spouse act at her meanest
    The floor is a mess...
    And though I digress,

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    My housework is never the cleanest...
    Making my spouse act at her meanest
    The floor is a mess...
    And though I digress,
    My honing results are the keenest!

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    Some day I may buy me a Jnat....

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    Some day I may buy me a Jnat....
    Or a giant fruit eating bat...
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison

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    Some day I may buy me a Jnat
    Or a giant fruit eating bat
    But I'd rather have that edge...
    Tony

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thug View Post
    Some day I may buy me a Jnat
    Or a giant fruit eating bat
    But I'd rather have that edge...
    Of that big old English Wedge
    Saved,
    to shave another day.

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    Some day I may buy me a Jnat
    Or a giant fruit eating bat...
    But I'd rather have that edge...
    Of that big old English Wedge...
    Than listen to Burt Bacharach.
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison

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    Did you hear what happened to Fred?...
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison

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    Whilst amusing himself in bed
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