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    I've honed with the Norton and Shapton,
    While listening to Eric Clapton.
    His fast hand was slow
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    A razor from communist China
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    A razor from communist China...
    Ended up in North Carolina...
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison

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    A razor from communist China...
    Ended up in North Carolina...
    With a guy named Bill...

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    A razor from communist China...
    Ended up in North Carolina...
    With a guy named Bill...
    A Communist shill
    "Call me Ishmael"
    CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    A razor from communist China...
    Ended up in North Carolina...
    With a guy named Bill...
    A Communist shill
    Bill learned about shit and shinola
    "Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
    I rest my case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharptonn View Post
    Bill learned about shit and shinola
    Hold on...aren't they the same thing?
    "Call me Ishmael"
    CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    Hold on...aren't they the same thing?
    There is a difference, Bill.....
    "Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
    I rest my case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharptonn View Post
    There is a difference, Bill.....
    Splains why my boots stink.
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    "Call me Ishmael"
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    I met a boll weevil named Jack
    "Call me Ishmael"
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