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    Went cruising with Sunset Sam
    The undisputed king of spam
    He said with a shudder
    I lost hold of the rudder...
    "Call me Ishmael"
    CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    Went cruising with Sunset Sam
    The undisputed king of spam
    He said with a shudder
    I lost hold of the rudder...
    And into the dock we did slam.
    "Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
    I rest my case.

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    I lost control of my bowels...
    "Call me Ishmael"
    CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!

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    And immediately reached for some towels
    Don't sweat the small stuff.....It's all small stuff!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    I lost control of my bowels...
    Quote Originally Posted by samda View Post
    And immediately reached for some towels
    My actions were hasty
    "Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
    I rest my case.

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    I lost control of my bowels...
    And immediately reached for some towels
    My actions were hasty
    My face it was pasty

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    I lost control of my bowels...
    And immediately reached for some towels
    My actions were hasty
    My face it was pasty
    Uh oh time for the o-ring to growl.
    "Call me Ishmael"
    CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!

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    Nice! (I was secretly hoping for a hanging pastry......)
    "Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
    I rest my case.

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    The buzzards are picking my caucus
    "Call me Ishmael"
    CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    The buzzards are picking my caucus
    The feeling is quite raucous
    "Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
    I rest my case.

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