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    When sucking my teeth just last night..

    Looks like you beat me to it Grazor - we'll forget this one and go with yours.
    My service is good, fast and cheap. Select any two and discount the third.

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    Sorry Rob, let's have a go at 2 again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by UKRob View Post
    When sucking my teeth just last night..

    Looks like you beat me to it Grazor - we'll forget this one and go with yours.
    When sucking my teeth just last night,I realized something weren't right.........
    Come along inside,We'll see if tea and buns can make the world a betterplace.~TheWind in the Willow~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grazor View Post
    Turns out I misplaced my monkey...
    turns out I misplaced my monkey which for me, was rather funky....
    Come along inside,We'll see if tea and buns can make the world a betterplace.~TheWind in the Willow~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightblade View Post
    When sucking my teeth just last night,
    I realized something weren't right.........
    There's a hole where a hole shouldn't be
    My service is good, fast and cheap. Select any two and discount the third.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightblade View Post
    turns out I misplaced my monkey
    which for me, was rather funky....
    He's a good looking primate,
    My service is good, fast and cheap. Select any two and discount the third.

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    When sucking my teeth just last night,
    I realized something weren't right
    There's a hole where a hole shouldn't be
    My Dentist is a she not a he.....


    turns out I misplaced my monkey
    which for me, was rather funky
    He's a good looking primate
    But he couldn't be my soulmate..
    Tony

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    When sucking my teeth just last night,
    I realized something weren't right
    There's a hole where a hole shouldn't be
    My Dentist is a she not a he.....
    Is amenable to hole filling tonight

    turns out I misplaced my monkey
    which for me, was rather funky
    He's a good looking primate
    But he couldn't be my soulmate..
    As I find him rather too chunky.
    My service is good, fast and cheap. Select any two and discount the third.

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    There was an old man from Tibet..
    Tony

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    There was an old man from Tibet
    Who couldn't remember and couldn't forget
    "Call me Ishmael"
    CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!

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