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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    There was an old man from Tibet
    Who couldn't remember and couldn't forget
    He tied strings around fingers and toes
    "Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
    I rest my case.

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    Hung a spoon from the tip of his nose...
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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    There was an old man from Tibet
    Who couldn't remember and couldn't forget
    Quote Originally Posted by sharptonn View Post
    He tied strings around fingers and toes
    Quote Originally Posted by UKRob View Post
    Hung a spoon from the tip of his nose...
    Which merely induced a cold sweat.
    "Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
    I rest my case.

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    I placed a potato in my pants
    "Call me Ishmael"
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    The pain from its heat made me dance

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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    I placed a potato in my pants
    Quote Originally Posted by Utopian View Post
    The pain from its heat made me dance
    I did quite a jig!
    "Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
    I rest my case.

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    I placed a potato in my pants
    The pain from its heat made me dance
    I did quite a jig!
    I need the leaf of a Fig

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    I placed a potato in my pants
    The pain from its heat made me dance
    I did quite a jig!
    I need the leaf of a Fig
    To spare me unpleasant romance.
    "Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
    I rest my case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharptonn View Post
    To spare me unpleasant romance.
    Instead of romance I was thinking Glance.
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    'I'm apt to be sorry I did it....'
    "Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
    I rest my case.

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