Thread: How funny are you?

two guys walk into a bar and as they sit down ones see's a horse at the end of the bar holding a straight razor. One guy says to his buddy, hey you see that horse down there with the straight razor? The second guy says yea I sure do and asks the barkeep, hey what's that horse doing in here and what's with the straight razor. .......Now you finish with the punchline.

Not as funny as a horse with thumbs must look.

1) then the bartender says " he is just horse from bragging so much about his box of dublducks off of the bay"


2) then the horse says "you would be long faced and drinking in a bar if you had to shave with a zeepk too"

3) then the bartender says " oh him, he is looking for the guy who made the new shell strops"

Charlie

Bartender: He uses it to shave his face, of course.

Guy: Then, why is that Mach 3 laying on the bar next to him?

Bartender: Don't you know? Those are only used to shave a horse's ass!

Bartender: Would you rather see him shave with a crooked razor?

After 10 minutes of thinking............Yeah, i got nothing.

The horse says I'm drunk I can't find my Horsehide strop.

And Charlie wins...

-Rob

And the bartender says, I imagine he's shaving at which point the Horse interjects with, "I'm not shaving you moron, I'm stropping. this is genuine horse hide you know".

all I can say is... Horse Power..it's the new "technology"


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