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    Ladies and gentlemen:

    After Mozart's death, in 1791, his wife Constanza moved to Copenhagen and married Georg Nissen. They had a good life together. When Nissen died, Constanza had his tombstone inscribed:

    "Here rests Mozart's widow's second spouse."

    Go figure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obie View Post
    Ladies and gentlemen:

    After Mozart's death, in 1791, his wife Constanza moved to Copenhagen and married Georg Nissen. They had a good life together. When Nissen died, Constanza had his tombstone inscribed:


    "Here rests Mozart's widow's second spouse."


    Go figure.



    From Obie's Opus by Obie Yadgar.


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    Now THAT is funny.

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    There was no conceit in her family...... she had it all.
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    Haha! Now that really is irony!

    It reminds me of another story that Spike Milligan, a famous English comedian, had "I told you I was ill." inscribed on his gravestone.

    He did have to have it done in Gaelic though, in order to comply with the Churchs wishes.

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    IIRC W.C. Fields gravestone is inscribed,"I'd rather be living in Philadelphia."
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    Not ironic but funny just the same is a headstone in Tombstone Arizona which reads," Here lies Les Moore, shot 4 times with a .44, No less, no more.
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    That is hilarious Obie

    PS: I wonder what the inscription on Constanza's tombstone says?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BladeRunner001 View Post
    That is hilarious Obie

    PS: I wonder what the inscription on Constanza's tombstone says?
    Are you certain that she is dead? I think that I may have encountered her at work yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jhenry View Post
    Are you certain that she is dead? I think that I may have encountered her at work yesterday.

    If she ain't dead, I'd like to get my hands on her to get some of her DNA in an effort to find the Holy Grail of all of mankind's woes; the essence of long life and longevity...I'll be rich (and famous) beyond the dreams of Avarice.

    Also, your encounter is easily explained by the fact that you teach history (or herstory in this case)
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