Thread: Why did the chicken cross the road?

actually around these parts, chickens crossing the road wont save them from the catching crews who are empting chicken houses for the local chicken plants, i mean they get paid by the bird.

I scanned the list, looking for Hemmingway. I'm w/ Holli - it's great.

or did he cross it 'cause he wanted 'hope' and 'change'...

We need Terry Pratchett to weigh in on this. Any good ones Stubear?

The chicken crossed the road to be fed to his Kind according to Pratchett (from Pyramids).

- "Therefore I will have dinner sent in," said the priest. "It will be
roast chicken."
- "I hate chicken."
Dios smiled. "No sire. On wednesdays the King always enjoys chicken, sire."

-- (Terry Pratchett, Pyramids)

The deviant crossed the road because he couldn't...well it were stuck in the chooks bum anyway.


Mick

...because it was part of a larger conspiracy.

they crossed the road, as part of an escape plan, to get away from the chicken proccessors, and besides, they dont have hands to tunnel beneath the road.