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  1. 02-09-2011, 02:54 AM #7
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    I got called for jury duty a few years ago and was excused. This is how it went:

    DA: Can you reach a reasonable verdict in this case?

    Me: No.

    DA: Why not?

    Me: He's guilty.

    DA: How would you know that?

    Me: The DA's running for reelection and wouldn't prosecute a case he's not going to win. I imagine there's enough on this guy to send him up twice.

    Judge: You're excused, sir.
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