*Grabs knitting needles and jams them into eyeballs*

That being done, I have a theory that all WalMarts and 7-11's are linked by a series of tunnels, all of which intersect near Bakersfield, CA, not far from the state prisons up that way. The entrance to these tunnels can be found by the Slurpee machines in the 7-11's, and near the packaged snacks (fried pork rinds, etc) in WalMart.

I present this theory as this photo could just as easily have been taken in a 7-11, at say 10:30 PM.