Thread: You get 2 choices.. Gamer content

And the question those choices relate to:

What 2 video game characters would you be and why?

Mine are Captain Price from CODMW and John Shepard from Mass effect.

These are the 2 rock hardest men in the game world, Noone comes close, Chuck Norris wishes he was this hard. One of these men has the temerity to "out facial hair" Norris with a finely crafted handlebar tache that redfines "a Selleck" (or as Price hopefully calls it, his "thigh tickler") and the other just straight "out-rock hard B*st*rds" Norris.

Yes thats right, I used "out-rock hard B*st*rds" as a verb.

Shepard was killed. He was spaced, burned up in re-entry and when he came back to life it just pissed him off a bit.

Shepard rocks the hot alien women too, Imagine the green chick from star trek, only hotter. Shepard hits that. Price? well.. he was SAS in the early 80's, and i reckon there's a string of hot diplomatic service women from London to Prague weeping because they won't experience the thigh tickler again.

Weapons? Yeah price likes his C4 with red dot sights and suppresor, but when it comes down to saving washington from russian invasion, only nuking your nations capital will do the job. Shepard has any number of cool future weapons which are basically mini railguns, but to be honest, he only uses them because holgraphic readouts indicating ammo type look cooler than merely headbutting his way through an enemy heavy weapons position. The man has style.

These are truly men who shave with straights.

If anyone says they want to be mario then you lose the right to shave your face with what some people consider to be a weapon

I would be Pacman in Pacman. I come across as being yellow, but I have no problem eating you, your friends, or your fruit

oh I get a second choice, hmm... it would have to be the yellow wheel in fantastic contraption. Once again, I come across as being yellow, but I will spin you right around baby

After some careful thought:

Captain Price, but from COD2. Anybody that regularly attacks an MG42 nest from the front with an Enfield and a cloth hat obviously has a pair too large to fit in a wheelbarrow. He also made it through the entire war without shooting MacGregor - and that speaks to his positive people skills. Lastly having been killed in COD, resurected for COD2, then battling baddies again for CODMW demonstrates he has more lives than a cat and I want to be just like him.

My second choice is Max Payne. If for no other reason, his name, but there are too many other reasons to count. Among them his ability to spin a noir yarn in clever patter that makes Mickey Spillane breaks down in tears, and his ability to carry a thousand pounds of weaponry under his leather jacket while doing bullet-time moves that makes Jet Li look like a club-footed toddler.

Originally Posted by tonycraigo

After some careful thought:

My second choice is Max Pain. If for no other reason, his name, but there are too many other reasons to count. Among them his ability to spin a noir yarn in clever patter that makes Mickey Sillane breaks down in tears, and his ability to carry a thousand pounds of weaponry under his leather jacket while doing bullet-time moves that makes Jet Li look like a club-footed toddler.

Don't forget swallowing enough paracetemol to flatten a rhino

Originally Posted by tekbow

Don't forget swallowing enough paracetemol to flatten a rhino

Ah yes, my hero!

Max Payne but from the movie (I never watched it or played the game i hear the movie sucked and the game is good) why from the movie you ask, simple because Mila Kunis might be the best looking girl in Hollywood at the moment (Giada DeLuarentis is married).

2nd choice Cole Phelps from LA NOIRE a simple War hero turned butt kicking cop, I like him cause his character is well rounded and full.

This is assuming sport games are out correct? Cause Derek Jeter seems to have a great social life that I could have alot of fun with and I'm sure theirs an MLB game out there.

Originally Posted by thehekler

This is assuming sport games are out correct? Cause Derek Jeter seems to have a great social life that I could have alot of fun with and I'm sure theirs an MLB game out there.

Mm nope. Any game you like,but sports games tend to have real people in them, we're talking here about characters created for video games.

First choice: Marcus Fenix from.Gears of War. Why? He knows humanity is pretty much doomed but instead of giving up, he keeps pushing. Plus he has a chainsaw bayonet. Not much is cooler than that. Oh, he also manages to inspire everyone that works with him and even though he knows the system is corrupt he sticks with it hoping and trying to change it.

#2: Cloud Strife.
Lots of hot Asian chicks want him. He has a giant sword. Breeds Chocobos. And has Knights of the Round. Who doesn't want to use that at work on occasion?

ohhh clouds a good one.. and tifa's where it's at

The Cougar from Red Dead Redemption, cause they kill EVERYTHING.

Boone from FE:NV. BOOM, headshot.