And the question those choices relate to:

What 2 video game characters would you be and why?

Mine are Captain Price from CODMW and John Shepard from Mass effect.

These are the 2 rock hardest men in the game world, Noone comes close, Chuck Norris wishes he was this hard. One of these men has the temerity to "out facial hair" Norris with a finely crafted handlebar tache that redfines "a Selleck" (or as Price hopefully calls it, his "thigh tickler") and the other just straight "out-rock hard B*st*rds" Norris.

Yes thats right, I used "out-rock hard B*st*rds" as a verb.

Shepard was killed. He was spaced, burned up in re-entry and when he came back to life it just pissed him off a bit.

Shepard rocks the hot alien women too, Imagine the green chick from star trek, only hotter. Shepard hits that. Price? well.. he was SAS in the early 80's, and i reckon there's a string of hot diplomatic service women from London to Prague weeping because they won't experience the thigh tickler again.

Weapons? Yeah price likes his C4 with red dot sights and suppresor, but when it comes down to saving washington from russian invasion, only nuking your nations capital will do the job. Shepard has any number of cool future weapons which are basically mini railguns, but to be honest, he only uses them because holgraphic readouts indicating ammo type look cooler than merely headbutting his way through an enemy heavy weapons position. The man has style.

These are truly men who shave with straights.

If anyone says they want to be mario then you lose the right to shave your face with what some people consider to be a weapon