So there I was sitting in my cubicle, pounding out my latest best seller. When my buddy strolls up and says, "Hey Dude, check out this business card." He handed me a business card that looked pretty normal, Name of the company, proprietors names, address phone number, etc. then down at the bottom it read, "Crafts, Candles, Geese Clothing." Naturally being the eternal optimist, I thought the last item referred to goose down jackets and such...NOPE. Then I thought to myself, "Why (and indeed how) would anyone put clothing on a goose!?" I'm no farm boy but most of the geese I've seen are fairly cantancorous creatures and I can't see any of them tolerating having their wings pulled through some kind of a ridiculous coat type contraption. I was wrong again.

Now friends, I'm a man's man amongst a group of men, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck, it ain't my first barbecue, choose your cliche but I've been around. Generally, I don't shock easy. I've seen (and yes, in some cases been first in line to participate in) appalling acts of human stupidity but this one totally takes the prize. CLOTHES FOR CERAMIC LAWN GEESE!!!!!!!! I doubt there are enough narcotics on the planet for most normal people to even come up with such an idea. Imagine having so much money that you have to go out and purchase wardrobes for your $#&*% lawn ornaments! OH THE HUMANITY!!!

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