this is nuts

Anyway, if we are talking straights I don't think I am qualified to shave anybody, have no interest on trying this on a lady, and even less so on a guy.

I did have a friend, who was complaining of his lady not shaving her underarms - but I can't imagine how shaving this would be appealing to anybody.

Now, we can probably turn your question around - who would you like to give you a straight shave (you might need a free pass from your wife for this too )